DAMMIT! tagged me!!!

001. Real Name → Bethia
002. Nickname → Too many, most of them things like shit nugget or douche nozzle (my loving father, kids.)
003. Status → zombie
004. Zodiac Sign → Pisces
005. Male or Female → Hmmm, I can't choose.
006. Primary School → Chautauqua Elementary School, the best damn school in the Puget Sound, bitches!
007. Secondary School → Cypress Grove, Marina High, and Monterey High
008. 6th Form → A llamumorillizard.
009. Smart → NOPE.
010. Hair Colour → Yellow, white, orange, and REAAAALLY bad shit-coloured roots.
011. Long or Short → Hohoho, how could you ask such questions about my penis?
012. Loud or Quiet → Both... er... I donno.
013. Tall or Short → SHORTSHORTSHORT. (Have to jump to turn off the smoke detector + feet don't touch the ground on the tall people toilet at uni.)
014. Phone or Camera → 2 in 1. Oooooh yeah.
015. Health Freak → Sometimes. When I feel like it.
016. Drink or Smoke? → Me likey the drinkey?
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Hmmmmm.... I would like to crush some people... what?
018. Eat or Drink → Me likey the drinkey?
019. Piercings → 8. 4 in each ear.
020. Tattoos → None.... YET!

» Firsts «
023. First Piercing → Ears, 4 or 5 years old. Or younger. I can't remember.
024. First Best Friend → Margaret. I can't remember her last name, but she turned into a popular girl ;__;
025. First Award → Urrr.... First that I remember was an art contest. But my entry was total shit. I don't get people.
026. First Crush → Rogan. Again, don't remember the last name. But he tried to take my panties off in kindergarten. O__O
027. First Pet → CATS!!! Samantha and Lucretia.
028. First Big Vacation → Goin' to see my dad in Pennsylvania in 2nd grade.
030. First Big Birthday →....................................
» Currently «
049. Eating → I just ate veggies...
050. Drinking → Timmie's mocha. :3
052. Doing → PROCRASTINATION!!!!!!!!!!
053. Listening To → The heater.
» Future «
058. Want Kids? → I would probably eat them.
059. Want to Get Married? → I would probably eat them.
060. Careers in Mind → veterinarian, or hobo. Both are good.
» In a Girl/Boy «
068. Lips or eyes → Hmmmmm both. Either. Whateva.
070. Shorter or taller? → Taller would be good, since I'm already pretty damn short. And someone to reach things for me would be nice.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Both. FRICK. Went from someone who was super romantic and spontaneous to someone who was neither once........ Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkk..
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Er.... As long as neither are covered in boils.... I don't really care?
074. Sensitive or Loud → Loud helps me. But again.... BEING WITH SOMEONE INSENSITIVE SUUUUUUUCKS.
075. Hook-up or Relationship → HOW ABOUT NOTHING?!?!?! I'm fucking tired of relationships.
077. Trouble-Maker or Hesitant → Argh.
» Have You Ever «
080. Lost Glasses/Contacts → Yep. On the ferry.
081. Ran Away From Home → Yep... And never went back... Except to visit in the summers xD
084. Broken Someone's Heart → PSH no. They'll all forget about it. And most had no heart to break xD
085. Been Arrested → NO, but I used to be friends with a cop, and I've been with a friend when they got arrested ;__;
087. Cried When Someone Died → Hmmm... I tried to?

» Do You Believe In «
089. Yourself → Not particularly.
090. Miracles → Hahahno.
091. Love at First Sight → Kind of. I believe you can fall for someone fast, but that don't mean it's love.
092. Heaven → Nope.
093. Santa Claus → I AM SANTA CLAUS!!!
094. Sex on the First Date → WHY NOT!!! AIDS FOR ALL!!!
095. Kiss on the First Date → WHY NOT!!! HERPES FOR ALL!!!
(Don't get me wrong, I don't have the herps. Or the aids.)
» Answer Truthfully «
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Maybe.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → Hmmm..... I guess. I wouldn't be any happier elsewhere.
099. Do you believe in God? → Nope.
100. Post as '100 Truths' and tag → NOOOOOOO I ONLY PLAY TAG IN REAL LIFE FOO!!!

Meme number two

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5.Put this on your journal.


1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
- Nature's revenge.
2.How would you describe yourself?
- Strange xD
3.What do you like in a girl?
- Megalomania (How apropo.)
4.How do you feel today?
- Monophobia. (True dat, home skillat.)
5.What is your life's purpose?
- bottom. (Love me some ass, yo.)
6.What is your motto?
- Let's go to bed (xDDDDDDD)
7.What do your friends think of you?
- Hoodoo
8.What do you think of your parents?
- Marvelous Things
9.What do you think about very often?
- Science Fiction Double Feature. (Dr. X [sex sex sex sex!] will build a creature.)
10.What is 2 + 2?
- Eye (Would've been awesome if I got 2+2=5)
11.What do you think of your best friend?
- Caring is Creepy xD (But I have no best friend.)
12.What do you think of the person you like?
- Public Pervert
13.What is your life story?
- Boys and girls.
14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Bullshit (I'm already there! )
15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
- You xD
16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
- Electioneering
17.What will they play at your funeral?
- Head Cut (I hope I die by decapitation.)
18.What is your hobby/interest?
- Apocalypse Please
19.What is your biggest fear?
- Butterflies and Hurricanes
20.What is your biggest secret?
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight
21.What do you think of your friends?
- Feeling Good (I'ma creeeeeper!)
22.What will you post this as?
- The Trickster

DAMMIT CHRISTIAN!!!
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SO LIKE AND LIKE I'M SO BUSY LIKE shiiiit.

Seriously. I'm only now starting to break out of my summer-procrastination-hibernation. Which is bad, because it's only been a week, and I already feel way behind in all my classes.
Which means commissions may take a bit of time... More if they're big.

It doesn't help that the U.S. education system (Or at least California's) sucks mighty butt and I'm already like, half as intelligent as everyone else.

Huuurgh.


YAY COMMISSIONS!!!

So like, the little squigglies next to the prices mean I AM FLEXIBLE!!! I am new to this, so I don't know if my prices are too high, too low, or what. Pay more if you're generous, or work something out with me if you want to pay less. (It's bargaining time, yo. Show me your moves!)


Watercolour:
-Small 2x3 (~$10), Medium 4x5 (~$15),
1.
-Large 8x11 (~25)
1.


Pencil (sketch):
-Small 2x3 (~$5), Medium 4x5 (~$7)
1.

Colour pencil:
-Small 2x3 (~$7), Medium 4x5 (~$10)
1.

Digital sketch:
- 1000x1000 pixels or less ($10)
1.

Copic: (~$30)
N/A until I get a refill for my blender P: